The DREADED phonetics exam
Well, it was straight after littérature actuelle. Litt act from 8h30 to 10h30, Phonetics exam at 10h30. Fine! Except that 1) Then we were told that we needed to be available 15 minutes BEFORE our exam time for preparation 2) Litt Act decided that this morning was a good time to over-run by 10 minutes. AAARRRGGGGHHHHHH! So I charged to the loo (get your priorities right!) then to the office, where the previous exam was still under way. Yes, they were running 1/2 hour behind schedule. So all was OK. I had to read a text about the danger of poisonous mushrooms. When I say Champignons starting high and ending low my nasal vowels sound OK, so I had to plan every sentence with champignon in it to maje sure I could start the word high. I did the posh liaisons, because I am that sort of guy. Then I had to transcribe 6 sounds into International Phonetic Alphabet. Well I was RUBBISH at this. In fact, everyone today was, because we haven't done IPA this semester! So we told everyone who has