At the doctor's
Mrs Davey and I both take life-giving herbs that we obtain from our local doctor. He's a fine young man of remarkable efficiency and a head smooth as an ice-rink. Every time I see him he makes some remark about his baldness, and every time I remind him that he still has some hair, around the edges, but that he shaves it off. I'm off the point. Anyway, Mrs Davey has been suffering from alarming palpitations, so she is in the middle of examinations and treatment for that. I, meanwhile, have a painful left foot. I have treated it myself with stretches, massage and sensible shoes, with the entirely predictable result that it's got steadily worse. So I waited till my next order of life-giving herbs was due and went to see the doctor with my foot. "It's my foot." "I suspected as much when I saw that you had taken off your pump." He prodded and probed. "Ouch!", I said. "Well", he said, "you have to knead it and wear sensible shoes.&