Wassat !
I came in late from the prayer meeting last night and needed to sit and chill before taking me unto my downy couch. I sat. I chilled. And...
Plop - something fell on my chest. Outside I would have said a falling leaf, but in the house ? I looked up. I looked at my chest. Nothing. Ah... something scuttledbehind my right shoulder...
A beetle, perhaps ? It was big enough to be a stag beetle and we do have some oak woods nearby.
It scuttled round my neck by my hair - I shook it off - it was an ENORMOUS
SPIDER.
Plop - something fell on my chest. Outside I would have said a falling leaf, but in the house ? I looked up. I looked at my chest. Nothing. Ah... something scuttledbehind my right shoulder...
A beetle, perhaps ? It was big enough to be a stag beetle and we do have some oak woods nearby.
It scuttled round my neck by my hair - I shook it off - it was an ENORMOUS
SPIDER.
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