How I almost got to drive a bus

Bus 4 was at the stop, passengers aboard, hazard lights flashing, a little gang of TBC officials standing around the door.

"There's a problem?" quoth I.

"No driver", said the official.

"Well I could have a go."

"Got a PSV licence?"

"Well I have an ordinary licence and my father was a bus driver."

"Oh well, that's a good start."

"And I live at Pessac Alouette."

"Well you can just leave the bus there and we'll pick it up later."

"Yes, I know the route and I know more or less what to do."

"It's the 'more or less' that poses a problem" said his colleague.

I got on the bus and waited.

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