So my appointment to be vaccinated was for 17:48. In our local surgery there are two doctors and both were taking rendezvous, 8 minutes apart. I thought it highly unlikely that they could really vaccinate people in 8 minutes, all the admin included, so I didn't bust a gut to arrive on time. I was about 2 minutes late. At the door the two eager young doctors were hovering. The one has a man-bun, the other shaves his head. I often wonder what would happen is you could average them. Anyway, I digress. The one with the man-bun checked my name off his list and then took my Carte Vitale. "We'll do the necessary, you'll have a short wait, the nurse will do the jab, then you'll need to wait here a while before going home." "I thought you'd never be able to do a patient every eight minutes!" "We're doing them every four." They'd combined their list and created a kind of vaccination-line. So while they did the necessary I sat in the lit...