I do TRY and look presentable. Or at least I DID try.
Not any more. I give up.
Somewhere today, dressed in my smart black cords, I sat in chewing gum.
This became clear when I stuck to a chair at the town hall and later in the bus.
My smart black cords are presently in the freezer. Tomorrow I shall try to chip off all the forzen chewing gum from the corduroy. What are my chances of success ?
Second line, if the freeze technique doesn't work, is to iron over kitchen paper. Apparently a nice hot iron makes the chewing gum get absorbed by the paper.
We'll see. Meanwhile I say welcome scruff-dom.