We had a list of five things to do these holidays.
They are written on the kitchen notice board.
Then Pat was ill in bed,
we had a church regional day,
the kids went away,
we had people round,
you know how it is.
We have done NONE of them. NOT ONE !
I laughed and suggested we leave the list on our notice board like the Ten Commandments in old churches - a testimony against us of the broken law.
Just as well we had no illusions to shatter !