I know it's pathetic but I can't resist it

some of my favourite jokes:

My wife's just gone to the Caribbean.
Jamaica?
No, she wanted to go.

My wife's just gone to Indonesia.
Jakarta?
No, she flew.

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Anonymous said…
And is she coming back? Dunno! I'll Alaska.
10:49 am
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