A conspiracy
We were invited to lunch yesterday with some church folk, so I collected Pat from the café where I found everything in disorder and clearing up after the kids' Easter workshop not even begun. Still we slowly got everything sorted. I seemed to take an age to lock the toilet and tidy everything up. Then off we went to find the apartment. I'd not been before. It was raining heavily. Just two tram stops, but it took us ages as we dithered our way along. We got to the flat, and first had to inspect the living room. The dining room was being kept shut to keep in the naughty cats. The living room was very impressive. I passed the time looking out of the window at the park opposite as various aspects of the sofa were discussed. Then into the dining room. Surprise ! I was gobsmacked. Speechless. I'd been duped, like the hapless dupe I am, and the church folk were all there for a birthday barbecue, complete with inextinguishable birthday cake candles and enough meat to march Nap...